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Elias (total body soreness) rejoins Devils

Jan 14, 2014, 4:25 PM EDT

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Veteran forward Patrick Elias has rejoined the Devils on their current road trip, apparently over the “total body soreness” that’s sidelined him for the last seven games.

Elias, 37, was hurt at the tail end of December following a hit from Pittsburgh’s Tanner Glass. Elias will meet up with the Devils in Colorado on Wednesday, but it’s unclear if he’ll be able to play in Thursday’s game at the Pepsi Center.

Apropos of nothing, here are things that came to my mind while writing this headline:

Elias (total eclipse of the heart) rejoins Devils

That is all.

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  1. 950003cups - Jan 14, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    Total Body Soreness = I’m gettin too old for this s**t

  2. lateralous - Jan 14, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Apparently “Upper Body Injury” and “Lower Body Injury” weren’t vague enough for Old Lou so he has now started using “Total Body Soreness” instead. I think Volchenkov was diagnosed with the same TBS a few weeks back.

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