Skip to content

Brooks Laich calls Mike Ribeiro a “spineless jellyfish,” but in a good way

Jan 11, 2013, 10:00 AM EDT

Ribeiro_Mike

Brooks Laich‘s claim to fame is that he once saved a stranded motorist, but he might also deserve recognition for being a master of the backhanded compliment.

You won’t come across many positive descriptions that involve the word “spineless,” yet Laich (mostly) pulls that off when describing Mike Ribeiro‘s style to CSNWashington.com’s Chuck Gormley.

“He’s like a spineless jellyfish, like a slinky,” Laich said. “You can’t hit him. You go to hit him and he just wiggles through you. I don’t know how he does it.”

Laich also commented upon Ribeiro’s … unusual fashion sense.

“I was like, ‘Holy Cow! Somebody put a mirror in front of that guy,’” Laich said. “It’s not a bad thing. If we were all the same we’d be all boring. I think he’s going to bring some flare for sure.”

Want an example of that, uh, flare? Here’s a photo (the second image justifiably zooms in on his diamond earring) from his July press conference, via Chris Gordon and Russian Machine Never Breaks:

source:

source:

So, to review, Ribeiro hasn’t played a single game for the Capitals, yet his team already has already compared him to:

That would all be really, really harsh … but some might argue that he brings it on himself.

After all, this is a guy who seems to infuriate opponents with his antics (like this infamous moment in the 2004 playoffs) as often as he dazzles crowds, such as this Feb. 16 overtime winner:

Long story short, he can be dazzling and irritating in equal measures. Sort of like a spineless jellyfish.

Latest Posts
  1. It is an ‘important week’ regarding Alfredsson’s future with Detroit

    Oct 1, 2014, 8:02 PM EDT

    Henrik Zetterberg, Daniel Alfredsson AP

    According to fellow Swede and Red Wings forward Henrik Zetterberg.

  2. Coyotes’ King headed back to Russia

    Oct 1, 2014, 5:00 PM EDT

    DaveKing AP

    Where he’ll resume coaching duties for KHL Lokomotiv.

  3. B’s send four to AHL, including Spooner and Florek

    Oct 1, 2014, 4:01 PM EDT

    Boston Bruins v Winnipeg Jets Getty Images

    Didn’t take advantage of their opportunities.

  4. NHL refutes report, says no meeting planned with IOC on Olympic participation

    Oct 1, 2014, 2:10 PM EDT

    Sweden men's ice hockey player Nicklas Backstrom skates during a team practice at the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics Reuters

    “We have not been in contact with the IOC and they have not been in touch with us.”

  5. Jackets lose Jenner (hand surgery) for five weeks

    Oct 1, 2014, 2:09 PM EDT

    Boone Jenner #38 of the Columbus Blue Jackets skates against the New York Islanders at the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum on October 5, 2013 in Uniondale, New York. The Blue Jackets defeated the Islanders 3-2 in the shootout.
(October 4, 2013 - Source: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images North America) Getty Images

    Meaning all of Columbus’ No. 1 line — Jenner, Ryan Johansen and Nathan Horton — is now out of action.

  6. Wild lose Fontaine to lower-body injury

    Oct 1, 2014, 1:47 PM EDT

    Chicago Blackhawks v Minnesota Wild - Game Six Getty Images

    He won’t be ready for the season opener.

  7. Blues waive Mueller and Prosser

    Oct 1, 2014, 1:33 PM EDT

    Mathias Seger, Peter Mueller AP

    Both have one-year, two-way contracts.

  8. Flyers send prospects Laughton, Gostisbehere to AHL

    Oct 1, 2014, 1:26 PM EDT

    ScottLaughton Getty Images

    And Zack Stortini has been placed on waivers.

  9. Julien thinks diving crackdown is ‘step in the right direction’

    Oct 1, 2014, 1:12 PM EDT

    Claude Julien Getty Images

    “You can tell a guy ‘don’t dive’, but even on our team we’ve seen a few of them.”

  10. Flames make camp cuts, release Brookbank from PTO

    Oct 1, 2014, 1:04 PM EDT

    Calgary Flames v Anaheim Ducks Calgary Flames v Anaheim Ducks

    Another veteran d-man, Nolan Yonkman, was also released.

  11. Holland doesn’t see Babcock deal by start of season

    Oct 1, 2014, 12:45 PM EDT

    Mike Babcock AP

    “But we’ve talked and we’ll continue to talk about it.”

  12. Risk Factors: Pittsburgh Penguins edition

    Oct 1, 2014, 12:35 PM EDT

    Sidney Crosby Getty Images

    A rookie head coach, some significant roster turnover and the annual questions in goal.

  13. Reinhart admits frustration; time running out to make Sabres?

    Oct 1, 2014, 12:08 PM EDT

    Sam Reinhart AP

    The second overall pick in the 2014 draft has gone pointless in three preseason games.

  14. Boedker, Coyotes to shelve contract talks if no deal by opening night

    Oct 1, 2014, 11:30 AM EDT

    Mikkel Boedker Getty Images

    Pending RFA forward’s deal is up at the end of the season.

  15. Risk Factors: Dallas Stars edition

    Oct 1, 2014, 11:07 AM EDT

    Dallas Stars v Phoenix Coyotes Getty Images

    Alex Goligoski is the team’s No. 1 d-man. And that’s a concern.

Sign up for Fantasy hockey

Top 10 NHL Player Searches
  1. S. Crosby (2594)
  2. E. Malkin (2434)
  3. R. Johansen (2352)
  4. J. Drouin (2065)
  5. P. Datsyuk (2043)
  1. C. Giroux (1984)
  2. G. Nyquist (1980)
  3. F. Forsberg (1971)
  4. J. Harding (1887)
  5. D. Stepan (1828)