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Baby Sens make fans an apocalypse guarantee

Dec 19, 2012, 12:39 PM EST

Baby Sens guarantee

To anyone who bought or plans to buy Binghamton Senators tickets for Saturday’s game against Rochester: If the Mayans were right and the world ends Friday, the club announced this week that fans will receive 100 percent of their money back.

If on the other hand the Mayans were wrong and the world remains intact, the Baby Sens will host an “I Survived Doomsday” celebration on the arena concourse prior to Saturday’s game, complete with free water and an appearance by Santa Claus.

So unless there’s a catch, basically you can’t lose.

Also, tonight is Ugly Sweater Night.

PS — If the world ends, covering the lockout will be a super lame way to go out.

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