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Baby Sens make fans an apocalypse guarantee

Dec 19, 2012, 12:39 PM EST

Baby Sens guarantee

To anyone who bought or plans to buy Binghamton Senators tickets for Saturday’s game against Rochester: If the Mayans were right and the world ends Friday, the club announced this week that fans will receive 100 percent of their money back.

If on the other hand the Mayans were wrong and the world remains intact, the Baby Sens will host an “I Survived Doomsday” celebration on the arena concourse prior to Saturday’s game, complete with free water and an appearance by Santa Claus.

So unless there’s a catch, basically you can’t lose.

Also, tonight is Ugly Sweater Night.

PS — If the world ends, covering the lockout will be a super lame way to go out.

  1. mrchainbluelightning - Dec 19, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    BAN ID4JOEY he offers NOTHING

    • rodeoclowndc - Dec 19, 2012 at 1:19 PM

      Yeah, because you, on the other hand, are just FLUSH with insight…

    • id4joey - Dec 19, 2012 at 1:20 PM

      And you offer what interesting hockey related info? Do you see the adds on the right in your browser? The cost for those adds are determined by the number of clicks a site gets. So it seems I’m generating a lot of those clicks along with our local PHT contributors. So, the more you click the more the price of ads will go up. LOL! So, keep posting about me and you contribute to increasing revenues.

      BTW, you are the guy that lied about the cup not moving sine June 7th. Right? I thought so. LMAO!
      I think the Globe & Mail is more credible than you.

      mrchainbluelightning – Dec 15, 2012 at 12:34 PM
      Liar, The Cup was not on display at ANY open house this past weekend.
      The Cup has not travelled ANYWHERE since June 7th.

      http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/keeper-of-the-stanley-cup-would-be-nice-to-see-someone-win-it-this-year/article6411705/

      • mrchainbluelightning - Dec 19, 2012 at 1:37 PM

        So you just proved two things
        #1 They haven’t been tweeting the Cups movements since the 7th
        #2 That you were still lying, because in the article it says the Cup was in Montreal the weekend you said it was at your open house in the USA.

        So thanks (again) for providing your own rope to hang yourself.

        But I do get a kick out of your insane idea that your lies and trolling provides hits and therefore revenue.

        Someone who offers nothing, comments on nothing, makes this site more attractive and makes others want to come back, when compared to a mental case proven liar who is allowed to continually troll and lie without end.

        So let me prove this.
        I’m done at PHT, and have removed it from my favourites, I’ll stick to HF boards where Joey would have been banned and forgotten.

        So I guess you’re actually costing this site exposure, rather than help it.

        Maybe when PHT starts removing the garbage I’ll be back, otherwise, I’ll stick to the place that removes it. That goes for Anti-Canadian and America comments that get totally ignored by the people who run this site as well.

      • valoisvipers - Dec 19, 2012 at 2:42 PM

        mrchainbluelightning You are the one proving to be the troll. Our good friend Joey doesn’t reside in the USA as you claim. and now we would all be thankful if you do not come back to PHT as you said. So if you are not a liar I say to you Bye Bye and if you do come back you will prove yourself to be the troll that we all think you are.

      • id4joey - Dec 19, 2012 at 5:43 PM

        Well! blomfeld, this guy is a real loser. He thinks I posted an article about the Cup being in Montreal to prove my point, but then mentions that I live in the U.S.A. He’s clueless. LOL! Kids!

      • id4joey - Dec 19, 2012 at 7:47 PM

        Good post valoisvipers.

      • blomfeld - Dec 19, 2012 at 9:22 PM

        DOES MRCHAINBLUELIGHTNING = PLANET OF THE APES ?

        Chainblue – Now listen pal, if anyone’s going to be neutralized around here then that would be you ! Those of us who are regulars here at PHT know that our excellent friend Joey is domiciled somewhere in the Montreal area and therefore there’s every reason to believe he was at a reception there together with the Stanley Cup and an assortment other notables. You should also know that Willie Mitchell brought the Cup here to Vancouver this past August … he actually took it the top of a mountain over on Vancouver Island (ie: see the related PHT article).

        The bottom line is this Cornelius. In real life Joey probably is a “somebody” which is made evident by his superior writing style and content. And while he “value-adds” to this website probably more than anyone, he does so with a wonderful blend of humor, sarcasm and wit. The funny thing is that every time one of you “dopes” try having a go at him, he just ends up playing with you like a cat playing with a mouse ! So smarten up and leave if you must, because we here at PHT are “rock’n on” man regardless ! :)

      • id4joey - Dec 20, 2012 at 12:06 AM

        Thanks, blomfeld. Was it a conspiracy as you indicated it was back in September? One has to think I just may have been.

      • blomfeld - Dec 20, 2012 at 1:58 AM

        Joey – If it came down to it my friend, then I would have to say that it’s most definitely been a conspiracy all along, or a “business plan” of you will. As you know, anything goes when money is involved … the greater the amount of money, the greater “sadly” anything goes. This kind of underhanded BS is par for the course as I’m sure you know. You’ve only to look at the news today to see UBS and several key officers getting nailed in yet another fraudulent scheme. During my years working for KLM Royal Dutch Airlines, it was standard practice for us to be constantly looking at ways to seriously “F” our rivals at Lufthansa and BA … that’s just the deal right ? Anyway, we’ll see now sure enough, one way or the other eh ? :)

        ps: please note that here on board HMS Blomfeld, my gun captains have been issued with orders to “fire at will” upon any vessel which even just “appears” to be posing a threat towards HMS Joey !

      • id4joey - Dec 20, 2012 at 5:58 AM

        blomfeld, your offer to protect has been accepted, and no protection can go unpaid. There will be the occasional brown envelope coming your way. Cheers!

  2. capsfan19 - Dec 19, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    Dude gary bettman is going to peel off his skin and reveal his true self- gorzog, lizard prince from the planet moklork.
    All the prophecies, the mayan gods…. All gary bettman. He is the living incarnation of all things unholy! Fear the lizard prince!!!

    (I was really trying to do something more out there than blomfeld)

    • valoisvipers - Dec 19, 2012 at 2:45 PM

      Good try capsfan19 but it is best left to the professionals like Blomfeld.

    • blomfeld - Dec 19, 2012 at 9:27 PM

      Armies of attractive women and lakes of expensive wine …

      May those calling themselves Capsfan19 and Valoisvipers come to enjoy a holiday season filled with these things and more ! :)

  3. dougreale - Dec 19, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Ooooo,free water! They sure know how to throw a party!

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