Comments on: Shane Doan pushes personal deadline to July 16

By: comeonnowguys

comeonnowguys — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 12:58:47 +0000

Well thanks for that much at least. Ignoring it is.

By: ironcity6pak

ironcity6pak — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:18:03 +0000

I think he’s scared to leave, wants to stay put.

By: jasonbroughlovezchunkysoup

jasonbroughlovezchunkysoup — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 23:49:34 +0000

i love soup can army. i love chunky soup. i want soup in my mouth. i love girthy soup cans spewing out thick soup in my face. STAY TORQUED

By: jnealsmanmeat

jnealsmanmeat — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 23:43:43 +0000

SCA

By: kitshky

kitshky — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:16:31 +0000

I suppose the lesson here is …this is exactly what happens when we respond to this lil sh*t. Clearly this is the best day of his year and we just gave it to him.

From this point forward I pledge to stop even acknowledging him … who’s with me?

By: Jason Brough

Jason Brough — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:02:26 +0000

It’s been done. IP and email address keeps being changed. Nothing we can do at this point. It’s unfortunate.

By: comeonnowguys

comeonnowguys — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:57:09 +0000

You know, I love that every other site other than PFT actually gives their users some leeway, but at what point do you start talking about IP banning? Cause I think we’re there.

By: GenoPringles

GenoPringles — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:54:03 +0000

SIDS father is probably real thick too. His bush is huge and majestic, it would be a real honor to use it as floss. You could chew glass afterwards. Stay Stumpy

By: melonheadsdaddy

melonheadsdaddy — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:53:11 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Congratulations you just proved my point. We are all now stupider for having read your previous comment. Because it makes zero sense. You are obviously the “thumb upper” on this comment. And since I’m an advocate of gay rights, I’ll refrain from taking it any further..

By: cindysoupforbrainscrosby

cindysoupforbrainscrosby — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:43:49 +0000

crosby sits on soupcans for pleasure

By: cindysoupforbrainscrosby

cindysoupforbrainscrosby — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:43:23 +0000

crosby grabs his ankles for parise

By: joeyerdonsglasses

joeyerdonsglasses — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:22:08 +0000

This is so hot I’m getting steamed up – bet Joe can barely read right now!

By: hockeyfan763

hockeyfan763 — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:20:15 +0000

break down that closet door, it’s 2012. Be loud and be proud Gino.

By: fleuryspearlywhites

fleuryspearlywhites — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:16:32 +0000

http://i46.tinypic.com/24otug0.jpg

By: GenoPringles

GenoPringles — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:15:36 +0000

Way to go kitsky, you can count. However you will never realize how deeply rooted The Soupcan Army is. We are everywhere, politicians, religious officials, members of the military, all linked together in a brotherhood of Girth. The SCA demands respect. Stay Wide Stay Stumpy.

By: hockeyfan763

hockeyfan763 — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:14:58 +0000

I think you “guys” are on the wrong website. The Magic Mike fan club can be found at http://www.ginois gay.com.

By: fleuryspearlywhites

fleuryspearlywhites — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:55:47 +0000

silly internets, try this …

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70cdszQCG1ralm3zo1_500.jpg

By: kitshky

kitshky — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:52:12 +0000

6 for 4.

By: GenoPringles

GenoPringles — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:52:11 +0000

Soupcan’s centerfold pic in this weeks Girth Magazine is amazing. His racehorse thighs look sooo tasty. He must live with that thighmaster between his legs.

By: fellatemysoupcan

fellatemysoupcan — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:46:11 +0000

flueryspearlys, we need a repost of that girth mag pic. its not working and im very excited to see it!! STAY THICK

By: jnealsmanmeat

jnealsmanmeat — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:40:02 +0000

I bet melonhead needs a machete to find her own vag…how sad/grotesque.

SCA

By: fleuryspearlywhites

fleuryspearlywhites — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:39:36 +0000

Hey guys, i swung by the newsstand today and picked up the newest copy of Girth magazine. you guys see it yet? Check it out…

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70bkvhkl71ralm3zo1_1280.jpg

By: quizguy66

quizguy66 — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:38:26 +0000

Has to do with the Goldwater people. They are claiming the later deadline, thus making the uncertainty drag out one more week.

By: fellatemysoupcan

fellatemysoupcan — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:37:01 +0000

we know how jealous all of you non soup can army members are. and how you secretly want to be part of the greatest franchise in the history of sports. so we will be creating t-shirts for all of you soup can army members out there to show your love and dedication to the nhl’s captain with the most girthiest meat hammer, soup can sid. We will be posting the site where you can purchase them soon. ITS A SOUP CAN ARMY TAKEOVER! HAIL THE GREATEST SPORTS CITY IN THE WORLD.

By: hockeyfan763

hockeyfan763 — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:36:55 +0000

All of these references to sid’s manhood are getting sickening. If that’s the “biggest” reason you are a Crosby fan you should follow figure skating closer. I think you will find more people you can “relate” to.

By: cindysoupforbrainscrosby

cindysoupforbrainscrosby — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:16:30 +0000

the penguins missed out on suter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

crosby’s career is gonna end after he bangs his head on flower’s headboard after a game of tickle butt gets out of hand HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the pens “fans” are gonna stop showing up like they did after mario and jagr and the “franchise” will finally end up in K.C. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the console energy center will be turned into a SOUP kitchen. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: melonheadsdaddy

melonheadsdaddy — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:16:15 +0000

Wierd. Yet another vague reference to the male anatomy. I’m seeing a trend (as everyone else is) regarding the 4-6 Pittsburgh posters here who share the obsession of hockey players man parts. Maybe check out Sids vag and try to straighten this out.

By: melonheadsdaddy

melonheadsdaddy — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:12:20 +0000

Does it suck that bad to live in pittsburgh? All you clowns do is refer the male anatomy…and how “we” are the franchise, and how “we” are gonna be fine because “we” have the greatest players in hockey. Good luck with all that. One problem. “Your” stuck on “your” moms couch in “your” moms basement and as soon as “your” team has another pathetic season “your” jumping the bandwagon.

By: letangusespertplus

letangusespertplus — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:12:16 +0000

for all of you losers wondering if you can measure up to soup can sid and his army. just use this quick and easy formula from the surgeons general. length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. simple answer is you don’t even come close because of all the girthyness this franchise possesses.

SCA

By: cindysoupforbrainscrosby

cindysoupforbrainscrosby — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:08:59 +0000

K.C. Penguins with Captain Paul Martin in 2015.

Sid the Concussed Kid will be in his 2nd year of retirement, dating Sean Avery and co-running their “Lingere for Men” Design Company.

Malkin will be playing in the KHL because after several years of depression and countless thoughts of suicide due to living in Pittsburgh, Russia seemed like a much better place to live.

And you will still be living in your mother’s basement, spending your days sniffing her granny panties, and injecting insulin to treat your newly diagnosed diabetes, caused by a diet consisting of nothing but raw cookie dough; all the while collecting change on the corner to save up for the prosthetic you’ll inevitably need when the doctors have to amputate your left foot. But no worries, you may actually lose your virginity. There is a big amputee fetish outside the basement. Keep your fingers crossed. And maybe keep your feet crossed too. Enjoy it while you still can.