Comments on: Crosby, Malkin, and Neal will play on top PP unit

By: buffalomafia

buffalomafia — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:39:40 +0000

Cynthia Crosby will score 2 goals & 2 assists.

By: jpelle82

jpelle82 — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:20:19 +0000

put crosby behind the net and keep malkin on the half wall…neal can float in the middle. malkin would have a good outlet down low to crosby or up top to sullivan/niskanen/letang, they shouldnt have too much of a problem keeping possesion there on the boards between the two of them until the can generate a shot from neal or the point. as soon as they double up crosby behind the net it opens up geno for that one-timer he loves from the right side.

By: govtminion2

govtminion2 — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:52:55 +0000

How dare anyone question the strength and numbers of the Soupcan Army!! Queen henrik has already taken himself out as a result of uncontrollable diarrhea. The soupcan is coming and he’s bringing the whole army with him

By: napoleonblownapart6887

napoleonblownapart6887 — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:47:38 +0000

I find the whole soup can army kind of funny, but I refuse to believe its more than one or two guys max with multiple accounts.

So the first line is : Crosby, Malkin, Neal, Letang, and Kunitz – terrific. But if I’m reading this article correctly are you saying that if Letang can’t go then it would be Sullivan taking Letang’s place? 5 forwards? That seems a little ill-advised.

If Letang can’t go, then you Crosby, Malkin, Neal, Sullivan, and then Michalek, Engelland, Niskanen or maybe Martin. Then your second line is Staal, Kunitz, Dupuis, and two D men.

By: Stiller43

Stiller43 — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:47:24 +0000

I just creamed my jeans.

By: abrienza428

abrienza428 — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:45:42 +0000

Obviously excited about this, but the PP has never worked as well as you think it would with Crosby and Malkin out there together. They both want to play the half-wall on the right side, which is each of their’s strength. I’d rather have 2 PPs with one on each, or at least give it a try. But we’ll see how it goes.

By: sjsharksfan11

sjsharksfan11 — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:42:41 +0000

Well of course you’d want the biggest cry baby on the ice at all times when the refs noses are up her butt. Ranger fans bring pacifiers and throw them on the ice for Crosbaby’s first shift. Urge your players to end her career with a big smack in the boards!

By: letangusespertplus

letangusespertplus — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:41:57 +0000

this pp unit is filled with fancy men. imagine being a goalie and all you see are a dangling soup can, a Pringles can filled to the rim, and two of the most luscious locks that have ever been scrapbooked, all the while Kunitz city is standing there making you smell the scent of his statuesque wife on his three fingers cause she’s a good egg. how are they gonna stop all that?

By: jobotjones

jobotjones — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:41:28 +0000

Just. Plain. Dirty.

By: fleurysteeth

fleurysteeth — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:32:15 +0000

Wow. The rest of the league is going to start an Occupy Center Ice movement because they are so jealous of the amazing talent The Franchise has. Nothing like the Top 1% of raw pure talent rubbing their giant cans in the faces of the 99%. SCA.

By: sidsgirthysoupcan

sidsgirthysoupcan — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:17:00 +0000

there is absolutly no team that can compare to the franchise right now. we are the favorites to win the cup probably for the next 10 years. there is no better place to live than the city of champions right now!!! soup can army assemble!