Comments on: Dustin Penner probably wants to forget this season ever happened

By: eastcoastcynic

eastcoastcynic — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 02:38:03 +0000

If she were the KK of the NHL, she would have hooked up with Anson Carter or George Laraque.

By: govtminion

govtminion — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:15:35 +0000

*Sean Avery approves of this message*

By: buffalodave10

buffalodave10 — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:26:45 +0000

Elsiha Cuthbert holds that honor long before Welch.

By: chiadam

chiadam — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:35:51 +0000

She’s the Kim Kardashian of the NHL, only somehow more obscure. But at least she doesn’t have a man-horse face (Sorry, Kim).

By: yarguy

yarguy — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:33:18 +0000

Is that the right Jessica Welch? Isn’t she a French-Canadian actress? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmB7Zgc5YW0

By: hockinj25

hockinj25 — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:15:17 +0000

that’s hot

By: dcfan4life

dcfan4life — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:35:07 +0000

There are instant pancakes that 8 year olds can make. So maybe the kid made them…

By: greej1938l

greej1938l — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:10:35 +0000

She looks gorgeous!! Make it work!

By: aklolzer

aklolzer — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:57:13 +0000

Ha, TMZ described him as “goal scorer Dustin Penner”!!

By: govtminion

govtminion — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:50:02 +0000

Is Scott Gomez married? Don’t answer the phone, Scott!!!

By: gaborik104life

gaborik104life — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:38:39 +0000

Hilarious. That is all.

By: pepper2011

pepper2011 — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:35:50 +0000

Damn, Jeff Carter doesn’t waste any time!

By: gaborik104life

gaborik104life — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:35:00 +0000

Anyone interested in a gold digger who knows her husband’s pay day is going to decrease and is bouncing?

By: emperorzero

emperorzero — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:32:57 +0000

Another healthy scratch for Penner.

By: gaborik104life

gaborik104life — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:32:45 +0000

I was crying because of laughing when pancakes injured an nhl player. But now I am just crying for this guy. This is flat out sad. So sad this face =( does no justice.

By: hank10

hank10 — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:31:21 +0000

Hmm…Zednik’s NHL contract ended in 2009, then he went to play in Russia. Penner’s deal is done this year, and it looks like slim pickin’s next season. She divorces Zed when his deal is done, and now its au revoir to Penner. I don’t see a pattern here at all.

By: t16rich

t16rich — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:19:58 +0000

Apparantly her and Kobe’s wife are having an affair.

By: sportsfreak13

sportsfreak13 — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:19:57 +0000

Haha also the whole pancake story is probs bogus after looking at that picture of her. Syrup might of been involved though so that makes it a half lie. One word for her next husband PRENUP!

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:15:16 +0000

Yeah…but with those looks, would you care?

By: govtminion

govtminion — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:11:08 +0000

It’s not fair to judge someone by their looks, but she has that look that says she’s not very good at chewing gum and walking at the same time, doesn’t she?

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:09:06 +0000

Helps explain his bad year on the ice.