Comments on: Evgeni Malkin runs away with All-Star players’ poll

By: jpelle82

jpelle82 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:58:54 +0000

there’s a lot of gay inuendo out of you, seems like you have some daddy issues or maybe your uncle was the one molesting you as a child. probably arent even from pittsburgh are you?

By: toegoat

toegoat — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:36:30 +0000

Idk if it is the same person or not, but all u people getting bent out of shape are stupid, just don’t feed into it….
I think it is hilarious imo.
Soupcan Army!!!! lol

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:09:38 +0000

aren’t you going to feel stupid after losing AGAIN to “the FRANCHISE”

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:20:01 +0000

So it’s just pure coincidence that the three of you showed up at the same time spewing the exact same garbage on the exact same posts? Sure it is…..

By: jamesmakesurmomneil

jamesmakesurmomneil — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:58:07 +0000

Jpelle69 is not a real pens fan. He’s probably one of those guys who thinks fighting should be taken out of hockey. Go back to getting boners watching highschool fieldhockey u Sandusky wierdo. SoupCan Army 4 Life

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:38:12 +0000

jpelle let me tell you something. you are rejected by the pittsburgh super heros as a pens fan. we are here only to spread the word and seed of soup can sid and tthe greatness of the penguins franchise. you should go back upstairs in your mothers house and grab your max talbot flyers jersey and put it on, tie gumbands around your nuts and put clothespins on your nipples and jerk off to claude giriouxs black tooth

By: letangshair

letangshair — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:42:39 +0000

first off you’re not a real pens fan obviously. you probably love paul martin. second. we are not the same person and thats just a fact. we’re like the avengers, assembled super heros here to fight off haters of soup can sid. pringles can malkin. silky smooth tanger. james makes your mom neal. and crazy eyes orpik.

By: jpelle82

jpelle82 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:28:01 +0000

this guy really made 3 accounts (poon, letangshair, orpikseyes) so he can suck his own dick on a message board? wow. stop making us pens fans look bad you schmuck

By: orpikseyes

orpikseyes — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:35:04 +0000

^ I think that’s cool as shit. Push it. Push it hard.

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:05:51 +0000

you sir, are a true pittsburgh comrad. unlike those filthadelphians who stab each other in the back. maybe one day you me orpikseyes and jamesmakesyourmomneal can watch a game at a bar and talk shit on filthadelphia.

By: letangshair

letangshair — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:43:24 +0000

you’re a true inspiration to my craft. i only registered to fend off some of these posers ho’s an shitheads. couldn’t let you face these jackals alone.

By: jamesmakesurmomneil

jamesmakesurmomneil — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:30:09 +0000

Just heard Geno Pringles just bought Jagr’s old house in Pittsburgh. He needed more room for all his awards. The house was pretty nice and came with a fully equipped sex dungeon.

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:08:26 +0000

I apologize, I didn’t mean that you were the same person. I ment that I would be honored to be either one of you manly beasts.

By: orpikseyes

orpikseyes — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:05:07 +0000

lucky for you poonslayer, your dreams are about to get a whole lot better, cause I ain’t Letangshair. That means there are 2 sexy ass men out there who have a never ending passion for soupcan sid, pringlescan geno, and the greatest team in the whole wide world.

By: orpikseyes

orpikseyes — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:30:41 +0000

So mad.

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:00:11 +0000

I can only dream of being the man behind the name orpiks eyes and letangs hair.

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:22:23 +0000

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if you, pooslayer, and orpikseyes are all the same sad, lonely excuse for a human being. How else to explain you three trolls just appearing out of nowhere?

By: letangshair

letangshair — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:46:22 +0000

U MAD?!?! U MAD??!?!

He mad.

By: letangshair

letangshair — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:44:54 +0000

EIGHT IN A ROWWWWWWWWWWWWW. SUCK A FAT ONE!

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:41:45 +0000

No question.

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:41:05 +0000

btw I’m not familiar with what “the greatest team on the earl” means, but don’t bother telling me because I’m done feeding you. This time I promise.

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:17:16 +0000

Stupid hubris, I’ll keep my mouth shut next time. That’s something you might want to try one day.

To be fair, the ref stole what would have been the GWG from us on a terrible call and we should have had twice as many goals anyway. Your team was badly outplayed for about 50 – 55 mins. and they stole those 2 points. They won’t be so lucky tomorrow so enjoy while you can.

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:01:57 +0000

hey mrmojoorissiiin???? I believe you spoke too soon buddy!!! hahahahahaha the greatest team on the earl made an unbelievable comeback just to shove it in your dooshbag face!!!! 8 game win streak wahhoooo! say some more shit dummy! you lose again!!!

By: trbowman

trbowman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:18:34 +0000

tr*

and mad.

By: streetskater1989

streetskater1989 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:16:48 +0000

Timonen is playing so great this season. His all star nod was well deserved

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:11:59 +0000

Your team’s getting dummied by the Leafs. Suck on that.

By: pittsburghpoonslayer

pittsburghpoonslayer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:10:00 +0000

your names tebowman. you are a doosh just for that. suck it

By: James O'Brien

James O'Brien — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:55:49 +0000

Mmmm Pringles.

By: trbowman

trbowman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:41:06 +0000

I can settle this -

Both Philly and Pittsburgh suck.

The end.

By: trbowman

trbowman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:37:29 +0000

Sens are easily the more surprising team. Thought they’d be the worst team in the league this year.