Comments on: Report: Sidney Crosby has two injured vertebrae

By: gnutella0

gnutella0 — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:07:28 +0000

Huh?

By: sjsharksfan11

sjsharksfan11 — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:53:01 +0000

This is great news! Stay outta the game you crybaby cheap shot wuss.

By: danphipps01

danphipps01 — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:14:40 +0000

It’s time. Contact Anaheim and offer a trade: Jordan Staal for access to the healing waters of the Fountain of Youth, sealed forever beneath Honda Centre. If it works for Teemu Selanne, it’ll work for Sidney Crosby. Modern medical science won’t save him. Perhaps the magic of eons long forgotten will.

By: vismund11

vismund11 — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:56:14 +0000

In recent news Sidney Crosby needs an entirely new body to play hockey this season. He’s not coming back this season, can we justttttt stop getting stories about it. I know next week there will be a story, “This just in, Sidney Crosby stubs toe while walking back from the kitchen”. Enough, maybe he’ll be back next year.

By: loinstache

loinstache — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:50:18 +0000

No you are so dumb because an irradiated Chara monster would clearly not be in downtown Boston, he would be helping rioters in Vancouver. And even then clearly Chara would already know Crosby’s weakness (concussions) and so he would step all over Crosby’s bionics thereby covering them in corrosive radiation, handicapping Crosbot.

By: velocirapist

velocirapist — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:32:18 +0000

You are so dumb, a bionic Crosby would be awesome and is the only thing capable of destroying that radioactive mutant Zdeno. How awesome would a giant bionic Crosby battling an irradiated Chara monster in downtown Boston be? I would watch the crap out of that.

By: icelovinbrotha215

icelovinbrotha215 — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:25:55 +0000

It’s good, yet, bad news. Any injury to the spine is nothing to mess with.

By: loinstache

loinstache — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:12:10 +0000

My respects go to his recovery, up until robotics are involved at least. The impartial hockey fan in me will not stand idly by if they decide to rebuild him into some neo-Crosby.

By: itsallniceonice

itsallniceonice — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:02:53 +0000

C1 C2 injuries aren’t back problems they are much worse.

By: ravenscaps48

ravenscaps48 — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:56:47 +0000

Now he has back problems? Man, this kid can’t catch a break