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John Kerry broke his nose playing hockey

Jan 24, 2012, 4:45 PM EDT

John Kerry AP

U.S. Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) couldn’t have picked a better time to get smashed in the face with a hockey stick.

Kerry was at the White House yesterday for the ceremony honoring the Stanley Cup-winning Boston Bruins, and the 68-year-old came complete with two black eyes and a broken nose that he got during a game of hockey with family and friends over the holiday.

Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith confirmed how he got the shiners.

“He must feel like Mitt Romney after South Carolina,” said Smith, as per The Boston Globe.

Romney, of course, was smashed in the face with a hockey stick by Newt Gingrich this past weekend in South Carolina.

  1. drewzducks - Jan 24, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    Another victim of the “Little Ball of Hate” !

  2. bmoreredfury311 - Jan 24, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    tim thomas did it cause he’s “un-american”…lol

    • bmoreredfury311 - Jan 24, 2012 at 11:10 PM

      it was joke i think thomas did nothing wrong. typical media trying to fish up a scandal and draw ratings

  3. Ralphie - Jan 24, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    Bull, that’s not Kerry, that’s Lurch from the Addams Family.

  4. bigtganks - Jan 24, 2012 at 5:54 PM

    Did he get low bridged by Marchand too!? Snap!

  5. sknut - Jan 24, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    Who’s getting the Shana-Ban for this one?

    • fthepens - Jan 24, 2012 at 6:14 PM

      anyone but S***sburgh or Boston Teabaggers

  6. sjsharksfan11 - Jan 24, 2012 at 9:40 PM

    He did it when he shoved his face up Michelle Obama’s ass. He found Barack’s basketball anyhow

    • michiganhockey11 - Jan 26, 2012 at 11:03 AM

      Are you suggesting Kerry likes brown sugar?

  7. blomfeld - Jan 25, 2012 at 1:00 AM

    The 2004 Election was a Karl Rove Masterpiece !

    not to mention some other tidbits of “truth” including the fact that :

    – John Kerry is a decorated Vietnam War hero … George Bush was a draft dodger

    – Canucks GM Mike Gillis is an asshole … Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is good people

    – The Bilderberg Group doesn’t worry about falling home prices … that’s for us to do !

  8. norcalirish - Jan 25, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    Well deserved.

    • Morgan - Jan 28, 2012 at 3:49 PM

      Hey, are you in law school?

  9. michiganhockey11 - Jan 25, 2012 at 9:48 AM

    Sheesh Senator, wear a visor. I’m surprised he gets away playing w/o one. Not a lot of rinks allow that. Visors at minimum due to all the liability crap playing in men’s leagues.

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