If this hockey thing fails, Dustin Penner could be a TV personality

Recently, Los Angeles Kings winger Dustin Penner rocked the mic for Kings Vision during a team autograph-signing event, interviewing players and fans while touching on a number of subjects: Tebowing, hair loss, missing teeth and of course, pancakes:

Highlights:

– Given Jarret Stoll‘s dating history (Rachel Hunter, Katie Cassidy), I’m surprised Brad Richardson‘s the only guy carpooling with him. You’d become a chick magnet just by osmosis.

– Jack Johnson reached out to Tim Tebow, but failed to hear back. Matt Barkley was much more responsive.

– Rob Scuderi loves his wrist workouts.

– Kevin Westgarth is an interesting dude. He did indeed go to Princeton, where he played four years for the Tigers and graduated with a degree in psychology. He also married Meagan Cowher, the daughter of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher.

– Dustin Brown might have four teeth in his mouth. Five, tops.

– Best exchange:

Penner: I smell a sweet aroma of pancakes in the house.

Matt Greene: Yeah, I think that’s your musk.