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Mark Messier to Canucks: I want my money

Dec 16, 2011, 3:13 PM EDT

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Where’s Mark Messier’s money? The Canucks gonna give him his money? Where’s his money, man? WHERE’S THE MONEY?

/throws the Canucks down the stairs

Indeed, Mark Messier’s getting real tired of the Vancouver Canucks ducking him. According to a TSN report, the former NHL star believes they owe him some serious money.

From the Vancouver Province:

Messier joined the Canucks from the New York Rangers in the summer of 1997 in a highly publicized free agent signing that, due to a host of on- and off-ice factors, marked the beginning of a downward spiral that sent the team to one of the lowest points in franchise history. The team missed the playoffs in each of his three seasons in Vancouver.

Messier was signed to a three-year, $20-million contract and departed after the term of the deal. He re-signed with the Rangers, with whom he had won the Stanley Cup in 1994, in the summer of 2000.

The TSN report said Messier, 50, believes a clause in his contract with Vancouver entitles him to additional money from the team. The report said an arbitrator will hear the case in the spring.

So what kind of money are we talking about here? For that we’ll defer to Iain MacIntyre of the Vancouver Sun:


The Canucks released the following statement in response to the report: “The contractual situation involving Mark Messier and the hockey club is being addressed through an arbitration process and as a result Canucks Sports & Entertainment will respectfully defer further comment until the issue has been resolved.”

And then they went out and bought a fake mustache.

PS — Apologies to those who didn’t get the reference to the TV show you can watch on a network that isn’t NBC.

  1. govtminion - Dec 16, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    And here I thought it was just Gretzky getting hosed by a former employing team. Who knew?

  2. fkaiven - Dec 16, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    “And then they went out and bought a fake mustache.”

    Genius absolute genius! Long Live Family Guy.

  3. icelovinbrotha215 - Dec 16, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Show me the money!!!!

  4. babar61 - Dec 16, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Go away Mark Messier…

    • drewsylvania - Dec 16, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      Yeah, let us riot in peace.

  5. bostonhasrealhockey - Dec 16, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Where did this come from?

  6. canucks18 - Dec 16, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Gambling debts for Mr. Moose

  7. waxdaclam - Dec 16, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Stewie: Getting real tired of you duckin’ me, man!
    Brian: Oh, my God!
    Stewie: Yeah, gettin’ really tired. Huh?
    Brian: Ogh! Arg-argh!
    Stewie: Where’s my money?! Where’s my money?! Yeah, you got money to pay for fake moustaches, huh? Yeah, huh? How much did you pay for that fake moustache?

  8. babar61 - Dec 16, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Oh wow a riot joke. Funny and original.

  9. rainyday56 - Dec 16, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    How’s this for a pop culture reference: Take that famous rec room airbrush picture “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”. Sub Elvis, Marilyn, Buddy, Jimmy,Bogie with Mess, Pavel, Markus,Suitcase Smith and. LOU.

    • rainyday56 - Dec 16, 2011 at 11:34 PM

      Nah, sub Smith with Bertuzzi.

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