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Rejoice: Paulina Gretzky is back on Twitter

Nov 30, 2011, 11:08 PM EDT

Paulina Gretzky

In easily the most important vaguely hockey-related news of the night,* Paulina Gretzky is back on Twitter after being banished by her fun-killing father/all-time NHL great Wayne Gretzky. Check out her first message (apologies if this story helps her dad find out about her hugely relevant return to social media, by the way).


Oh, those 22-year-old daughters. Such scamps. One could even say that they’re tougher to deal with than the mediocre ’80s defensemen Wayne Gretzky shredded over and over again …

* This might deserve front page play on The New York Times, really.

  1. nhlbruins90 - Nov 30, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Ah, the trials of parenthood. Sometimes I’m glad that I only have to deal with the troubles of unclehood.

    Is the young Miss Gretzky is aiming for some kind of reality show?

  2. gbiscottagecheesefatties - Dec 1, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    She is a hot whore’ish girl, I’ll give her that. Just glad she isn’t my daughter….. You have to assume the great one gave up on her ALONG time ago

    • nhlbruins90 - Dec 1, 2011 at 10:53 AM

      She’s an attractive woman. I don’t think you know whether she’s ‘whore’ish’ or not, and if you said that about my nieces, you’d being visiting your dentist in the morning.

      • gbiscottagecheesefatties - Dec 1, 2011 at 7:24 PM

        HA. Okay tough guy. okay

  3. sfbookreviews - Dec 1, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    I’d “poke check” Wayne’s little girl, no doubt, but how is this news?

  4. goforthanddie - Dec 1, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    Nice rack.

  5. cmutimmah - Dec 1, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    This is news because she’s trying to be the next Paris Hilton. The fact that she got on NBC Sports radar is proof that someone is getting pushed by her or by her agent to get this out there, because honestly, nobody would care otherwise.

    She looks too much like Wayne… kinda weirds me out. The glasses detour from that fact though, so I enjoy the pic attached to this story.

    • nhlbruins90 - Dec 1, 2011 at 10:51 AM

      It would seem like a reality show could be in the works. Consider – her mom was an actress, her brother is an aspiring MLB player, her dad is a sports legend, the family lives in the LA area. The family is definitely attractive enough. The next Kardashians maybe? Oh Lord Wayne, don’t go there!

    • imleftcoast - Dec 1, 2011 at 5:27 PM

      It weirds me out. It’s like checking out Mary Mother of God’s butt in a G-string.

  6. butlers91 - Dec 1, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Thank goodness, I missed her. Actually, I don’t use Twitter, but she is hot – so i still missed her.

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