Mar 9, 2010, 10:54 PM EST
It was like a train wreck. I didn’t want to watch it, but I couldn’t
I wasn’t planning on watching nearly all of the
Minnesota and Florida game, mainly because the matchup had zero playoff
implications. But as soon I got wind of the offensive firepower that was
underway up in the twin cities, well I just had to see for myself.
what a display that was. Of complete and utter offensive futility by
the Minnesota Wild.
The game actually started off well. The Wild
scored two quick goals in the first period and looked to be in control,
and I’m guessing there was some brief thoughts on whether to pull Tomas
Vokoun. But no fear, because Vokoun would factor very little into the
remainder of the game.
The Wild registered four shots on goal in
the first period and three in the second — it was over eleven minutes
into the third period that Minnesota had another shot. So bad was the
lack of offense that the crowd sarcastically cheered a mere shot when
they were able to finally get a puck on net.
It wasn’t all
Minnesota – you have to give credit to Florida as well. But the team
managed just 11 total shots on goal through three periods of regulation
and five minutes of overtime; there had to be a complete breakdown of
execution and desire along most stops on the Wild roster, right?
was even more humiliating was the fact that Florida tied the game in
the third period before eventually winning the game in the shootout. The
Wild didn’t score a goal in four rounds of the skills competition; I’m
guessing they were thrown off a bit by actually being forced to shoot
the puck at the goal.
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